Some Wives Have Model Husbands, I Got

Remember There Is No Way You Can Give The Father Custody Of The Children Without Getting A Divorce.

Your Husband Drinks Too Much If He Says He Never Drinks Alone, But Considers The Goldfish Somebody.

Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up And Fight.

Fang And I Are Always Fighting. When We Get Up In The Morning, We Don't Kiss; We Touch Gloves.

Self-pity Is Better Than None.