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Have The Man At The Station Put The Air In The Tires. I Did It Once Myself. Have You Ever Seen A Car With A Limp?

No Matter What Time Your Guests Arrive, Pretend They're Early, So Naturally You're Not Ready.

Whatever You May Look Like, Marry A Man Your Own Age - As Your Beauty Fades, So Will His Eyesight.

My Husband Is So Cheap. On Christmas Eve, He Fires One Shot And Tells The Kids Santa Committed Suicide.

Choose A Checked Or Striped Wall Paper. People Will Be Halfway Home Before They Are Able To Focus.