I'm The Woman Who Used To Think

It's A Good Thing That Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, Or I'd Be Rotten To The Core.

I Asked The Waiter, 'is This Milk Fresh?' He Said, 'lady, Three Hours Ago It Was Grass.'

I Am Descended From A Very Long Line My Mother Once Foolishly Listened To.

Housework Can't Kill You, But Why Take A Chance?

When I Was A Kid And We Used To Play Post Office, I Was The Dead Letter Office.