I'm The Woman Who Used To Think

Women Want Men, Careers, Money, Children, Friends, Luxury, Comfort, Independence, Freedom, Respect, Love, And A Three-dollar Pantyhose That Won't Run.

When I Go To The Beach, My Grandchildren Try To Make Words Out Of The Veins In My Legs. That's Why I Still Take The Pill; I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.

Fang Can't Stand To See Trash & Garbage Lying Around The House. He Can't Stand The Competition.

Christmas Is A Time When Everybody Wants His Past Forgotten And His Present Remembered.

I Like To Serve Chocolate Cake, Because It Doesn't Show The Dirt.