I'm The Woman Who Used To Think

Carry An Oar When You Drive. Three Times I've Ended Up In Water.

I Hate Smart Sales Clerks. I Said To One, What Do You Have In Lingerie? She Says, More Than You'll Ever Have!

I Have So Many Liver Spots, I Ought To Come With A Side Of Onions.

The Best Contraceptive For Old People Is Nudity.

We Californians Are Constantly Accused Of Not Having Seasons, But We Do. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud, And Drought.