I'm The Woman Who Used To Think

It's Hard To Find A Negligee In My Size. I Wear A Junior Mister.

We Californians Are Constantly Accused Of Not Having Seasons, But We Do. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud, And Drought.

Fang Can't Stand To See Trash & Garbage Lying Around The House. He Can't Stand The Competition.

My Mother-in-law Had A Pain Beneath Her Left Breast. Turned Out To Be A Trick Knee.

The Best Contraceptive For Old People Is Nudity.