I Got My First Laugh When My

Never Refer To Your Wedding Night As The Original Amateur Hour.

Fang And I Are Always Fighting. When We Get Up In The Morning, We Don't Kiss; We Touch Gloves.

Life Began On This Planet When The First Amoeba Split. Mankind Will Still Be Seeking God, Not Accepting That God Is A Spirit; Can't See It, Touch It, Only Feel It. It's Called Love.

Christmas Is A Time When Everybody Wants His Past Forgotten And His Present Remembered.

I Have Nothing Against Dogs. I Just Hate Rugs That Go Squish-squish.