I Got My First Laugh When My

I Wanted To Become Me, Totally Me. The More Me, The Better. I Instinctively Knew This And I Was Right.

One [expert] Said, 'always Have A Baby Sitter Who Is Acquainted With Your Children.' If They Were Acquainted With My Children, They Wouldn't Sit!

My Timing Is So Precise, A Heckler Would Have To Make An Appointment Just To Get A Word In.

Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up And Fight.

If You Don't Have Wrinkles, You Haven't Laughed Enough.