I Got My First Laugh When My

The Only Time I Ever Enjoyed Ironing Was The Day I Accidentally Got Gin In The Steam Iron.

If You Don't Have Wrinkles, You Haven't Laughed Enough.

My Cooking Is So Bad My Kids Thought Thanksgiving Was To Commemorate Pearl Harbor.

Some Wives Have Model Husbands, I Got One That Needed Remodeling.

Your Husband Is Lazy If Coffee Doesn't Keep Him Awake - Even When It's Hot And Being Spilled On Him.