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The Only Thing I Fear On A Golf Course Is Lightning...and Ben Hogan.

Those Who Go Along Get Along.

A Bad Putter Is Like A Bad Apple In A Barrel. First, It Turns Your Chipping Game Sour. Then It Begins To Eat Into Your Irons And Finally It Just Cleans The Head Off Your Driver.

The Three Things I Fear Most In Golf Are Lightning, Ben Hogan And A Downhill Putt.

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.