There's Only Two Things You Can Start

As Soon As I Get Through With You, You'll Have A Clear Case For Divorce And So Will My Wife.

I'd Like To Meet The Person Who Invented Sex And See What They're Working On Now.

I Have A Mind To Join A Club And Beat You Over The Head With It.

I Could Dance With You Till The Cows Come Home. Better Still, I'll Dance With The Cows And You Come Home." Groucho Marx Was Never One To Pass Up An Opportunity For A Play On Words And This Occurs In His Dialogue Of The 1933 Film Duck Soup.

This Would Be A Better Place For Children If Parents Had To Eat Spinach.