Age Is Not A Particularly Interesting Subject.

I Came Here For A Party And What Do I Get? Nothing. Not Even Ice Cream.

Practically Everybody In New York Has Half A Mind To Write A Book, And Does.

Why Don't You Bore A Hole In Yourself And Let The Sap Run Out?

I Know, I Know - You're A Woman Who's Had A Lot Of Tough Breaks. Well, We Can Clean And Tighten Those Brakes, But You'll Have To Stay In The Garage All Night.

A Man's Only As Old As The Woman He Feels.