I've Been Looking For A Girl Like

I'm Leaving Because The Weather Is Too Good. I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

I Write By Ear. I Tried Writing With The Typewriter, But I Found It Too Unwieldy

Marriage Is The Chief Cause Of Divorce.

I'm Going To Iowa For An Award. Then I'm Appearing At Carnegie Hall, It's Sold Out. Then I'm Sailing To France To Be Honored By The French Government - I'd Give It All Up For One Erection.

If You're Not Having Fun, You're Doing Something Wrong.