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Practically Everybody In New York Has Half A Mind To Write A Book, And Does.

The Arab And The Camel Are Inseparable. It's Been Said That And Arab Would Give Up His Wife Rather Than Give Up His Camel. Personally, I Haven't Got A Camel, But I Think It's A Great Idea.

Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Shall Let In The Light.

Money Cannot Buy You Happiness, And Happiness Cannot Buy You Money. That Might Be A Wise Crack, But I Doubt It.

I Met My Wife On A Ferry Boat, And When We Landed She Gave Me The Slip