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Most Young Women Do Not Welcome Promiscuous Advances. (either That, Or My Luck's Terrible.)

Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!

Well I Thought My Razor Was Dull Until I Heard His Speech, And That Reminds Me Of A Story That's So Dirty I'm Ashamed To Think Of It Myself.

I Was So Long Writing My Review That I Never Got Around To Reading The Book.

Madam, You're Making History, In Fact, You're Making Me, And I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To Yourself