Before You Speak, Make Certain You Have

I'll Teach You To Kick Me...' You Don't Need To Teach Me--i Already Know How!

In Hollywood, Brides Keep The Bouquets And Throw Away The Groom.

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

I'm Leaving Because The Weather Is Too Good. I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

If You're Not Having Fun, You're Doing Something Wrong.