Before You Speak, Make Certain You Have

A Moose Is An Animal With Horns On The Front Of Its Head And A Hunting Lodge Wall On The Back Of It

In America You Can Go On The Air And Kid The Politicians, And The Politicians Can Go On The Air And Kid The People.

I Can't Understand Why You Don't Get Any Mail From Me. Perhaps It's Because I Haven't Been Writing

I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.

I Remember The First Time I Had Sex - I Kept The Receipt.