There's A Man Outside With A Big

Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They Never Meet!

You've Got A Goal In Life. I've Got A Goal. Now All We Need Is A Football Team.

Outside Of A Dog, A Book Is A Man's Best Friend. Inside Of A Dog It's Too Dark To Read.

Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Shall Let In The Light.

The Alps Are A Simple Folk, Living On A Diet Of Old Shoes. And The Lord Alps Those Who Alp Themselves.