There's A Man Outside With A Big

Before You Speak, Make Certain You Have Something Worthwhile To Say.

Obviously There Was No Point In Being A Bachelor If His Houseman Was Going To Filch His Booze. If He Was Going To Get Robbed, He Might Just As Well Get Married.

I Refuse To Join Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member.

I Started Smoking As Soon As I Went On The Stage. I'd Make Cigars Out Of The Morning World When I Was A Kid.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Cry And You're Probably Watching The Wrong Channel.