How Much Would You Want To Stand

While Money Can't Buy Happiness, It Certainly Lets You Choose Your Own Form Of Misery.

A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He Works Twice As Fast.

Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!

In America You Can Go On The Air And Kid The Politicians, And The Politicians Can Go On The Air And Kid The People.

Why, I'd Horse-whip You If I Had A Horse.