How Much Would You Want To Stand

No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name. I Am Breaking It In For A Friend.

Each Morning When I Open My Eyes I Say To Myself: I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today.

I Can See You In The Kitchen Bending Over A Hot Stove, And I Can't See The Stove

Who Are You Going To Believe, Me Or Your Own Eyes?

Tv Is The Rat Race Of The Century.