How Much Would You Want To Stand

Blood's Not Thicker Than Money.

While Money Can't Buy Happiness, It Certainly Lets You Choose Your Own Form Of Misery.

Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A Dead Horse.

Chico: "here's The Book, It's A Dollar" Groucho: "here's A Ten, And Shoot The Change." Chico: "i Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books.

I'll Teach You To Kick Me...' You Don't Need To Teach Me--i Already Know How!