How Much Would You Want To Stand

Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Cry And You're Probably Watching The Wrong Channel.

Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

I Could Dance With You Until The Cows Come Home. On Second Thought I'd Rather Dance With The Cows Until You Come Home.

When I Invite A Woman To Dinner, I Expect Her To Look At My Face. That's The Price She Has To Pay.