There Isn't Much To Be Seen In

Some Folks Can Look So Busy Doing Nothing That They Seem Indispensable.

Don't A Fellow Feel Good After He Gets Out Of A Store Where He Nearly Bought Something.

The Worst Feature Of A New Baby Is Its Mother's Singing.

All I Kin Git Out O' The Wickersham Position On Prohibition Is That The Distinguished Jurist Seems To Feel That If We'd Let 'em Have It The Problem O' Keepin' 'em From Gitten;' It Would Be Greatly Simplified

The Fellow That Calls You 'brother' Usually Wants Something That Doesn't Belong To Him.