Some Folks Can Look So Busy Doing

Don't Knock The Weather; Nine-tenths Of The People Couldn't Start A Conversation If It Didn't Change Once In A While.

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.

No Woman Can Be Handsome By The Force Of Features Alone, Any More That She Can Be Witty By Only The Help Of Speech.

The Man Who Says "i May Be Wrong, But--" Does Not Believe There Can Be Any Such Possibility.

Beauty Is . . . A Valuable Asset If You're Poor Or Haven't Any Sense.