Some Folks Can Look So Busy Doing

A Fellow Ought To Save A Few Of The Long Evenings He Spends With His Girl Till After They're Married.

It Is No Disgrace To Be Poor, But It Might As Well Be.

Executive: A Man Who Makes Quick Decisions And Is Sometimes Right.

It Don't Make No Difference What Is Is, A Woman'll Buy Anything She Thinks A Store Is Losin' Money On.

Peace Has Its Victories No Less Than War, But It Doesn't Have As Many Monuments To Unveil.