Some Folks Can Look So Busy Doing

University: ... A Place Where Rich Men Send Their Sons Who Have No Aptitude For Business.

I Don't Know Of Anything Better Than A Woman If You Want To Spend Money Where It Will Show.

An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes What's Going To Be Will Be Postponed

A Bee Is Never As Busy As It Seems; It's Just That It Can't Buzz Any Slower.

After A Fellow Gets Famous It Doesn't Take Long For Someone To Bob Up That Used To Sit By Him In School.