It Is No Disgrace To Be Poor,

Boys Will Be Boys, And So Will A Lot Of Middle-aged Men.

Fun Is Like Life Insurance; The Older You Get, The More It Costs.

The Fellow That Owns His Own Home Is Always Just Coming Out Of A Hardware Store.

Flattery Won't Hurt You If You Don't Swallow It.

Never Tell The Box-office Man That You Can't Hear Well Or He Will Sell You A Seat Where You Can't See Either.