Nothing Is As Irritating As The Fellow

Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To Pay Enough To Suit Some People.

Lots Of Fellows Think A Home Is Only Good To Borrow Money On.

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.

You Won't Skid If You Stay In A Rut.

It Don't Make No Difference What Is Is, A Woman'll Buy Anything She Thinks A Store Is Losin' Money On.