There Is No Sweeter Sound Than The

My Brother Thinks He's A Chicken-we Don't Talk Him Out Of It Because We Need The Eggs

Hey, When I Said Work Fast, I Didn't Mean Your Friend, I Meant The Maid.

A Black Cat Crossing Your Path Signifies That The Animal Is Going Somewhere.

Getting Older Is No Problem. You Just Have To Live Long Enough.

I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today. I Can Choose Which It Shall Be. Yesterday Is Dead, Tomorrow Hasn't Arrived Yet. I Have Just One Day, Today, And I'm Going To Be Happy In It.