Either He's Dead Or My Watch Has

Gerald Ford Was Unknown Throughout America. Now He's Unknown Throughout The World.

If You Want To See A Comic Strip, You Should See Me In The Shower.

The Admission Fee Was A Viper's Tongue And A Half-concealed Stiletto. It Was A Sort Of Intellectual Slaughterhouse.

Before I Speak, I Have Something Important To Say.

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.