Either He's Dead Or My Watch Has

Well, Art Is Art, Isn't It? Still, On The Other Hand, Water Is Water.

If I Held You Any Closer I Would Be On The Other Side Of You.

I Wish To Be Cremated. One Tenth Of My Ashes Shall Be Given To My Agent, As Written In Our Contract.

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.

Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A Dead Horse.