Either He's Dead Or My Watch Has

The First Part Of The Party Of The First Part Shall Be Known In This Contract As The First Part Of The Party Of The First Part Shall Be Known In This Contract-- Look, Why Should We Quarrel About A Thing Like This? We'll Take It Right Out, Eh?

Jail Is No Place For A Young Fellow. There's No Advancement.

Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.

Middle Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Feel Better In The Morning. Old Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Wake Up In The Morning.

A Woman Can Smell Mink Through Six Inches Of Lead.