Well, Art Is Art, Isn't It? Still,

I'd Like To Meet The Person Who Invented Sex And See What They're Working On Now.

Love Flies Out The Door When Money Comes Innuendo.

I Married Your Mother Because I Wanted Children, Imagine My Disappointment When You Came Along.

All People Are Born Alike - Except Republicans And Democrats.

Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A Dead Horse.