Well, Art Is Art, Isn't It? Still,

When I Invite A Woman To Dinner, I Expect Her To Look At My Face. That's The Price She Has To Pay.

I Love My Cigar Too, But I Take It Out Of My Mouth Once In A While.

Sir, Are You Trying To Offer Me A Bribe? How Much

I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today. I Can Choose Which It Shall Be. Yesterday Is Dead, Tomorrow Hasn't Arrived Yet. I Have Just One Day, Today, And I'm Going To Be Happy In It.

If You're Not Having Fun, You're Doing Something Wrong.