There's One Thing I Always Wanted To

Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.

Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!

Behind Every Successful Man Is A Woman, Behind Her Is His Wife.

Send Two Dozen Roses To Room 424 And Put "emily, I Love You" On The Back Of The Bill.

Why Don't You Go Home To Your Wife? Better Yet, I'll Go Home To Your Wife, And Outside Of The Improvement, She Won't Notice Any Difference.