There Is No I In Team, Unless

100% Of The People Who Give 110% Do Not Understand Math.

I Have A Time Machine At Home. It Only Goes Forward At Regular Speed

My Friend Says Touche Way Too Much. He's A Touche Bag.

I Went Whale Watching Once. It Was Very Similar To Watching People On A Boat Become Disappointed.

I Just Started Doing This One-man Show, And I Wanted To Be Able To Score It, So I Bought A Guitar, And Got A Keyboard And Got A Harmonica. I Remember When I Started That I Didn't Understand Why A Harmonica Had Different Letters On Them.