I've Never Read An Article Of Clothing.

Employee Of The Month Is A Good Example Of How Somebody Can Be Both A Winner And A Loser At The Same Time.

I Just Know Keeping Track Of What I'm Doing And Where I'm Going Is Important To Me.

The Lord Works In Mysterious Ways. Indeed. And A Shorter Way To Say That Is: God Is A Sneak.

Dogs Seem More Photogenic Than Cats. In Photos Most Cats Look Like Sociopaths.

I Have A Time Machine At Home. It Only Goes Forward At Regular Speed