I've Never Read An Article Of Clothing.

The Worst Time To Have A Heart Attack Is During A Game Of Charades.

I Think It Would Be Frustrating To Be A Match Maker. "what Do You Do?" "i'm A Match Maker" "aw, That's Really Romantic" "no, Umm... I Actually... Never Mind"

I Was In My Friends Garage, And He Had; A Kite, A Yo-yo, And A Boomerang. I Was Like "dude, You Have Abandonment Issues"

The Bird, The Bee, The Running Child Are All The Same To The Sliding Glass Door.

Futon World - A Wonderful Place That Becomes Slowly Less Comfortable Over Time.