I've Never Read An Article Of Clothing.

A Know-it-all Is A Person Who Knows Everything Except For How Annoying He Is.

If You Stretched The Average Person's Intestines Out From End To End, It Would Make Them Scream A Lot.

Conclusions Are Based In Time. We Live In Time. So Any Definition Of Success Is Bound Up With Time. With Other Things You Can Say, "can I Yo-yo? Can I Juggle?" Usually You Have A Pretty Small Window In Which To Get Your Answer. Stand-up Is Different. You Can't Do Stand-up For One Night And Say, "am I A Funny Stand-up Comedian?" In Two Months Or Two Years You'll Start To Realize It.

As Soon As I Jumped Out Of The Airplane, I Realized I Had Forgotten My Parachute. Thank God We Were Still On The Runway.

I Don't Want To Be My Own Boss. I Want To Be My Own Colleague.