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There Is Also A Beast, A Beast Of Strange Dimensions. He Has The Head Of A Horse And The Body Of A Man Who Needs A Lot Of Attention. He Represents Me In College: I Was A Dork-ataur.

If You Are Wearing A Bandana You Better Have Something Wise To Say, Because You Are Starting With A Credibility Deficit.

Whenever I Try To Spell 'banana,' I Feel Stupid Because I Don't Know When To End It.

I Like Birthdays. Every Time Someone Is Born, That's Just Like Bringing More Cake Into The World.

Parades Are Man's Attempt To Make Traffic Exciting.