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I Like Digital Cameras, Because They Enable You To Reminisce Immediately.

If I Were Blind, I'd Wear A Blindfold All The Time.

Whenever I'm On My Computer, I Don't Type 'lol'. I Type 'lqtm' - Laugh Quietly To Myself. It's More Honest.

It's Hard To Know What's Gay In Life. Boxing. That's Two Men Fighting Over A Belt.

My Friend Has Hand Soap That Smells Like Coconut. It's Nice. Unless Your Hands Are Dirty From Coconuts.