Sometimes I Use My Jokes As Building

I Wonder If, As A Society, We Will Ever Be Able To Call Someone A Jive Tofurkey.

Game, Set, Match Equals Tennis. Set, Match, Run Equals Arson.

If You Want To Make A Mythical Creature, Just Take A Regular Animal And Add Wings To It. A Horse Becomes A Pegasus, A Lion Becomes A Griffin, And A Hawk... Becomes A Double Hawk.

Now I Got A Time Machine At Home. It Only Goes Foreword At Regular Speed. It's Essentially A Cardboard Box And On The Outside I Wrote Time Machine In Sharpie.

I Like Birthdays. Every Time Someone Is Born, That's Just Like Bringing More Cake Into The World.