My Mother-in-law's So Fat That When She

Despite The Fact That Feminists Say They're Not Getting A Fair Deal, Women Are Still Very Powerful.

A Square Egg In A Dish Of Lentils Won't Make A Marrow Bend With The Wind, Nor Will It Make Rhubarb Grow Up The Milkmaid's Leg.

With Wives, Men Hide Behind The Air Of Bravado, Which Is Basically A Defence Mechanism, I Think. Clever Creatures, Women. Very Clever.

I Took The Wife's Family Out For Tea Biscuits. They Weren't Too Happy About Having To Give Blood Though.

He Had Ambitions, At One Time, To Become A Sex Maniac, But He Failed His Practical.