I Know My Name Will Always Be

Everyone Has A Family Tree; The Dawsons Have One, It's A Weeping Willow.

I Saw Six Men Kicking And Punching The Mother-in-law. My Neighbour Said 'are You Going To Help?' I Said 'no, Six Should Be Enough.'

I've Just Had Some Bad News. Tomorrow Is The Mother In Law's Funeral. And She's Cancelled It.

How Can You Analyse What Is Funny? What's Funny To One Isn't Funny To Another... What's Funny To You Is A Personal Thing.

My Mother-in-law's So Fat That When She Passes Her Handbag From Hand To Hand She Throws It.