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Writers Feel Like A Middleman, Standing With Pen In Hand Over The Page. A Force Greater Than Me Stands Above Telling Me What To Write. That May Sound Romantic, But That's How It Feels.

Once You Start Compromising Your Thoughts, You're A Candidate For Mediocrity.

I Understand. You Work Very Hard Two Days A Week And You Need A Five-day Weekend. That's Normal.

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I Don’t Like Writing For Comedians. I Like Writing For Actors. The Best Comedians Are The Best Actors.