All Humor Is Based On Hostility -

Take Care Of Him. And Make Him Feel Important. And If You Can Do That, You'll Have A Happy And Wonderful Marriage. Like Two Out Of Every Ten Couples.

Sports Is The Only Entertainment Where, No Matter How Many Times You Go Back, You Never Know The Ending.

There's No Such Thing As A Sure Thing. That's Why They Call It Gambling.

If No One Ever Took Risks, Michaelangelo Would Have Painted The Sistine Floor.

Once You Start Compromising Your Thoughts, You're A Candidate For Mediocrity.