All Humor Is Based On Hostility -

Sudden Money Is Going From Zero To Two Hundred Dollars A Week. The Rest Doesn't Count.

I Understand. You Work Very Hard Two Days A Week And You Need A Five-day Weekend. That's Normal.

Sports Is The Only Entertainment Where, No Matter How Many Times You Go Back, You Never Know The Ending.

Money Brings Some Happiness. But After A Certain Point, It Just Brings More Money.

I Was Constantly Being Dragged Out Of Movies For Laughing Too Loud.