All Humor Is Based On Hostility -

I Love Living. I Have Some Problems With My Life, But Living Is The Best Thing They've Come Up With So Far.

I Don’t Like Writing For Comedians. I Like Writing For Actors. The Best Comedians Are The Best Actors.

Don't Listen To Those Who Say, You Taking Too Big A Chance. Michelangelo Would Have Painted The Sistine Floor, And It Would Surely Be Rubbed Out By Today.

I Was Constantly Being Dragged Out Of Movies For Laughing Too Loud.

I Firmly Believe That If You Follow A Path That Interests You, Not To The Exclusion Of Love, Sensitivity, And Cooperation With Others, But With The Strength Of Conviction That You Can Move Others By Your Own Efforts, And Do Not Make Success Or Failure The Criteria By Which You Live, The Chances Are You'll Be A Person Worthy Of Your Own Respects.