All Humor Is Based On Hostility -

Standing On A Ledge Again. Everyone Laughs At Dancing Monkey With The Typewriter. Not For Long, Though.

Never Underestimate The Stimulation Of Eccentricity.

I Was Constantly Being Dragged Out Of Movies For Laughing Too Loud.

Sudden Money Is Going From Zero To Two Hundred Dollars A Week. The Rest Doesn't Count.

How Long Do You Want To Wait Until You Start Enjoying Life? When You're Sixty-five You Get Social Security.