All Humor Is Based On Hostility -

It Looks Different When You're Sober; I Thought I Had Twice As Much Furniture.

Goldie Hawn Is Funny, Sexy, Beautiful, Talented, Intelligent, Warm, And Consistently Sunny. Other Than That, She Doesn't Impress Me At All.

Never Underestimate The Stimulation Of Eccentricity.

I Firmly Believe That If You Follow A Path That Interests You, Not To The Exclusion Of Love, Sensitivity, And Cooperation With Others, But With The Strength Of Conviction That You Can Move Others By Your Own Efforts, And Do Not Make Success Or Failure The Criteria By Which You Live, The Chances Are You'll Be A Person Worthy Of Your Own Respects.

People With Honorary Awards Are Looked Upon With Disfavor. Would You Let An Honorary Mechanic Fix Your Brand-new Mercedes?