Then Lee Trevino And Jack Nicklaus Come

I Read The Greens In Spanish, But I Putt In English.

When Lee And Jack Win, It Is Good For Golf. When I Win, It Is Better.

After All These Years, It's Still Embarrassing For Me To Play On The American Golf Tour. Like The Time I Asked My Caddie For A Sand Wedge And He Came Back Ten Minutes Later With A Ham On Rye.

They Claim Red Meat Is Bad For You. But I Never Saw A Sick-looking Tiger.

The Best Wood In Most Amateurs' Bags Is The Pencil.