Then Lee Trevino And Jack Nicklaus Come

I Never Pray To God To Make A Putt. I Pray To God To Help Me React Good If I Miss A Putt.

Take Less Time To Read The Scorecard And More Time To Read The Hole.

After All These Years, It's Still Embarrassing For Me To Play On The American Golf Tour. Like The Time I Asked My Caddie For A Sand Wedge And He Came Back Ten Minutes Later With A Ham On Rye.

When A Man Retires, His Wife Gets Twice The Husband But Only Half The Income.

I'm Getting So Old, I Don't Even Buy Green Bananas Anymore.