The Woman Who Appeals To A Man's

A Man Seldom Thinks Of Marrying When He Meets His Ideal Woman; He Waits Until He Gets The Marrying Fever And Then Idealizes The First Woman He Happens To Meet.

To Make A Man Perfectly Happy Tell Him He Works Too Hard, That He Spends Too Much Money, That He Is "misunderstood" Or That He Is "different;" None Of This Is Necessarily Complimentary, But It Will Flatter Him Infinitely More Than Merely Telling Him That He Is Brilliant, Or Noble, Or Wise, Or Good.

A Man Never Knows How To Say Goodbye; A Woman Never Knows When To Say It.

Some Women Blush When They Are Kissed, Some Call For The Police, Some Swear, Some Bite. But The Worst Are Those Who Laugh.

There Are People Whose Watch Stops At A Certain Hour And Who Remain Permanently At That Age.