A Wise Woman Puts A Grain Of

Estimated From A Wife's Experience, The Average Man Spends Fully One-quarter Of His Life In Looking For His Shoes.

Eternity: The Interval Between The Time When A Woman Discovers That A Man Is In Love With Her And The Time When He Finds It Out Himself And Tells Her About It.

A Husband Is What Is Left Of A Lover, After The Nerve Has Been Extracted.

A Man's Ideal Woman Is The One He Couldn't Get.

Many Men Kill Themselves For Love, But Many More Women Die Of It