Love: Woman's Eternal Spring And Man's Eternal

Ever Since Eve Started It All By Offering Adam The Apple, Woman's Punishment Has Been To Supply A Man With Food Then Suffer The Consequences When It Disagrees With Him.

Love Is Woman's Eternal Spring And Man's Eternal Fall. It Is A Game At Which Men Must Play Against Stacked Cards, And Without The Slightest Inkling Of The Trump.

To A Man, Marriage Means Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of The Chiffonier Drawers; To A Woman, Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of Her Opinions.

A Fool And Her Money Are Soon Courted.

A Man Snatches The First Kiss, Pleads For The Second, Demands The Third, Takes The Fourth, Accepts The Fifth - And Endures All The Rest.