A Man May Talk Inspiringly To A

Marriage: A Souvenir Of Love.

A Bride At Her Second Marriage Does Not Wear A Veil. She Wants To See What She Is Getting.

To Make A Man Perfectly Happy Tell Him He Works Too Hard, That He Spends Too Much Money, That He Is "misunderstood" Or That He Is "different;" None Of This Is Necessarily Complimentary, But It Will Flatter Him Infinitely More Than Merely Telling Him That He Is Brilliant, Or Noble, Or Wise, Or Good.

The Chief Excitement In A Woman's Life Is Spotting Women Who Are Fatter Than She Is.

Love, Like A Chicken Salad Or Restaurant Hash, Must Be Taken With Blind Faith Or It Loses Its Flavor.