A Man Is Like A Cat; Chase

Never Trust A Husband Too Far, Nor A Bachelor Too Near.

At Twenty, A Man Feels Awfully Aged And Blasé; At Thirty, Almost Senile; At Forty, "not So Old"; And At Fifty, Positively Skittish.

Some Widowers Are Bereaved -- Others, Relieved.

A Fool And Her Money Are Soon Courted.

There's So Much Saint In The Worst Of Them, And So Much Devil In The Best Of Them, That A Woman Who's Married To One Of Them, Has Nothing To Learn Of The Rest Of Them.