A Man Is Like A Cat; Chase

The Chief Excitement In A Woman's Life Is Spotting Women Who Are Fatter Than She Is.

A Bride At Her Second Marriage Does Not Wear A Veil. She Wants To See What She Is Getting.

Love Is Woman's Eternal Spring And Man's Eternal Fall. It Is A Game At Which Men Must Play Against Stacked Cards, And Without The Slightest Inkling Of The Trump.

A Man Is Like A Cat; Chase Him And He Will Run - Sit Still And Ignore Him And He'll Come Purring At Your Feet.

Some Men Are Born For Matrimony, Some Achieve Matrimony -- But Most Of Them Are Merely Poor Dodgers.