A Man Is Like A Cat; Chase

A Widow Is A Fascinating Being With The Flavor Of Maturity, The Spice Of Experience, The Piquancy Of Novelty, The Tang Of Practiced Coquetry, And The Halo Of One Man's Approval.

After Marriage, A Woman's Sight Becomes So Keen That She Can See Right Through Her Husband Without Looking At Him, And A Man's So Dull That He Can Look Right Through His Wife Without Seeing Her.

A Husband Is What Is Left Of A Lover, After The Nerve Has Been Extracted.

Nowadays Love Is A Matter Of Chance, Matrimony A Matter Of Money And Divorce A Matter Of Course.

Woman: The Peg On Which The Wit Hangs His Jest, The Preacher His Text, The Cynic His Grouch And The Sinner His Justification.