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A Man Seldom Thinks Of Marrying When He Meets His Ideal Woman; He Waits Until He Gets The Marrying Fever And Then Idealizes The First Woman He Happens To Meet.

When A Man Makes A Woman His Wife It's The Highest Compliment He Can Pay Her – And Usually It's The Last.

Love: Woman's Eternal Spring And Man's Eternal Fall.

A Good Woman Is Known By What She Does; A Good Man By What He Doesn't.

The Chief Excitement In A Woman's Life Is Spotting Women Who Are Fatter Than She Is.