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Some Men Are Born For Matrimony, Some Achieve Matrimony -- But Most Of Them Are Merely Poor Dodgers.

France May Claim The Happiest Marriages In The World, But The Happiest Divorces In The World Are 'made In America.'

The Chief Excitement In A Woman's Life Is Spotting Women Who Are Fatter Than She Is.

When You See A Married Couple Walking Down The Street, The One That's A Few Steps Ahead Is The One That's Mad.

Fortunately For Women, Most Men Mistake Loneliness For Love Before Marriage, And Habit For Happiness Afterward.