The Unfortunate Do Not Pity The Unfortunate.

I've Never Known An Auctioneer To Lie Unless It Was Absolutely Necessary.

Waves Are Inspiring Not Because They Rise And Fail, But Because Each Time They Fall. They Never Fail To Rise Again.

A Witty Writer Is Like A Porcupine; His Quill Makes No Distinction Between Friend And Foe.

I Haven't Got As Much Money As Some Folks, But I've Got As Much Impudence As Any Of Them, And That's The Next Thing To Money.

Where Religion Is A Trade, Morality Is A Merchandise.