The Man Who Ain't Got An Enemy

As A General Thing, An Individual Who Is Neat In His Person Is Neat In His Morals.

Learning Sleeps And Snores In Libraries, But Wisdom Is Everywhere, Wide Awake, On Tiptoe.

The Trouble With Most Folks Isn't Their Ignorance. It's Knowin' So Many Things That Ain't So.

A Secret Ceases To Be A Secret If It Is Once Confided - It Is Like A Dollar Bill, Once Broken, It Is Never A Dollar Again.

A Good Reliable Set Of Bowels Is Worth More To A Man Than Any Quantity Of Brains.