The Man Who Ain't Got An Enemy

Wisdom That Don't Make Us Happier Ain't Worth Plowing For.

Incredulity Is The Wisdom Of The Fool.

About The Most Originality That Any Writer Can Hope To Achieve Honestly Is To Steal With Good Judgment.

Where Religion Is A Trade, Morality Is A Merchandise.

When You Do Laugh, Open Your Mouth Wide Enough For The Noise To Get Out Without Squealing, Throw Your Head Back As Though You Were Going To Be Shaved, Hold On To Your False Hair With Both Hands And Then Laugh Till Your Soul Gets Thoroughly Rested.