A Witty Writer Is Like A Porcupine;

I Don't Care How Much A Man Talks, If He Only Says It In A Few Words.

It Is Not Much Trouble To Doctor Sick Folks, But To Doctor Healthy Ones Is Troublesome.

Genuine Laughing Is The Vent Of The Soul, The Nostrils Of The Heart, And Just As Necessary For Health And Happiness As Spring Water Is For A Trout.

Men Of Genius Are Like Eagles, They Live On What They Kill, While Men Of Talents Are Like Crows, They Live On What Has Been Killed For Them.

A Witty Writer Is Like A Porcupine; His Quill Makes No Distinction Between Friend And Foe.