A Witty Writer Is Like A Porcupine;

The Squeeky Wheel Gets The Grease.

Show Me A Thoroughly Contented Person, And I Will Show You A Useless One.

Never Teach Your Child To Be Cunning Or You May Be Certain You Will Be One Of The Very First Victims Of His Shrewdness.

Advice Can Be Like Cod Liver Oil, Easy Enough To Administer But Not So Pleasant To Take For Anybody.

The Man Who Ain't Got An Enemy Is Really Poor.