Keep A Cow, And Then The Milk

If You Do Not Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal, Turn Your Attention To Politics And Learn.

Metaphysics Is The Science Of Proving What We Don't Understand.

Life Consists Not In Holding Good Cards But In Playing Those You Hold Well.

There's One Good Thing About Tight Shoes; They Make You Forget Your Other Troubles.

It Is The Little Bits Of Things That Fret And Worry Us; We Can Dodge A Elephant, But We Can't Dodge A Fly.