Keep A Cow, And Then The Milk

There Are Lots Of People Who Mistake Their Imagination For Their Memory.

Economy Is A Savings-bank, Into Which Men Drop Pennies, And Get Dollars In Return.

The Easiest Thing For Our Friends To Discover In Us, And The Hardest Thing For Us To Discover In Ourselves, Is That We Are Growing Old.

I've Never Known An Auctioneer To Lie Unless It Was Absolutely Necessary.

Vanity Is A Strange Passion; Rather Than Be Out Of A Job It Will Brag Of Its Vices.