Pedantry Is Paraded Knowledge.

It's Not What We Don't Know That Prevents Us From Succeeding; It's What We Know That Just Ain't So That Is Our Greatest Obstacle.

Titles Are Valuable; They Make Us Acquainted With Many Persons Who Otherwise Would Be Lost Among The Rubbish.

Genuine Laughing Is The Vent Of The Soul, The Nostrils Of The Heart, And Just As Necessary For Health And Happiness As Spring Water Is For A Trout.

About The Most Originality That Any Writer Can Hope To Achieve Honestly Is To Steal With Good Judgment.

Music Hath The Charm To Soothe A Savage Beast, But I'd Try A Revolver First.