The Ugliest Player I Ever Signed Was

We Had A Good Team On Paper. Unfortunately, The Game Was Played On Grass.

When I Go, God's Going To Have To Give Up His Favourite Chair.

Who The Hell Wants Fourteen Pairs Of Shoes When They Go On Holiday? I Haven't Had Fourteen Pairs In My Life.

Beckham? His Wife Can't Sing And His Barber Can't Cut Hair.

They Say Rome Wasn't Built In A Day, But I Wasn't On That Particular Job.