The Ugliest Player I Ever Signed Was

If Any One Of My Players Isn’t Interfering With Play, They’re Not Getting Paid.

I Can't Even Spell Spaghetti Never Mind Talk Italian. How Could I Tell An Italian To Get The Ball - He Might Grab Mine.

The River Trent Is Lovely, I Know Because I Have Walked On It For 18 Years.

If A Chairman Sacks The Manager He Initially Appointed, He Should Go As Well.

Don't Send Me Flowers When I'm Dead. If You Like Me, Send Them While I'm Alive.