The Ugliest Player I Ever Signed Was

I’ve Decided To Pick My Moment To Retire Very Carefully – In About 200 Years’ Time.

When I Go, God's Going To Have To Give Up His Favourite Chair.

If I Had An Argument With A Player We Would Sit Down For Twenty Minutes, Talk About It And Then Decide I Was Right!

Who The Hell Wants Fourteen Pairs Of Shoes When They Go On Holiday? I Haven't Had Fourteen Pairs In My Life.

Anybody Who Can Do Anything In Leicester But Make A Jumper Has Got To Be A Genius.