The Ugliest Player I Ever Signed Was

When You Get To A Certain Age, There Is No Coming Back.

You Don't Want Roast Beef And Yorkshire Every Night And Twice On Sunday.

The River Trent Is Lovely, I Know Because I Have Walked On It For 18 Years.

I Gave My Players A Version Of The Same Message At Ten-to-three Every Saturday: 'i Would Shoot My Granny Right Now For Three Points This Afternoon.' They Knew How Important It Was To Give Everything In The Cause Of Victory. Every Time. That's Why My Granny Enjoyed More Lives Than My Cat.

Don't Send Me Flowers When I'm Dead. If You Like Me, Send Them While I'm Alive.