If God Had Wanted Us To Play

When I Go, God's Going To Have To Give Up His Favourite Chair.

There Are More Hooligans In The House Of Commons Than At A Football Match.

Saturday Comes Again, Welcome Or Not, It Comes Again Like It Always Does, Welcome Or Not, Wanted Or Not, Another Judgment Day - The Chance To Be Saved, The Chance To Be Damned.

Being Thick Isn't An Affliction If You're A Footballer, Because Your Brains Need To Be In Your Feet. And Beckham Works Hard, He's Brave And He Crosses A Ball Superbly. He Treats A Football Like He Does A Wife, Lovingly, With Caresses.

I'm Dealing With My Drinking Problem And I Have A Reputation For Getting Things Done.