If God Had Wanted Us To Play

When You Get To A Certain Age, There Is No Coming Back.

I’ve Decided To Pick My Moment To Retire Very Carefully – In About 200 Years’ Time.

For All His Horses, Knighthoods And Championships, He Hasn't Got Two Of What I've Got. And I Don't Mean Balls!

If God Had Wanted Us To Play Football In The Sky, He'd Have Put Grass Up There.

Walk On Water? I Know Most People Out There Will Be Saying That Instead Of Walking On It, I Should Have Taken More Of It With My Drinks. They Are Absolutely Right.