We Had A Good Team On Paper.

When I Go, God's Going To Have To Give Up His Favourite Chair.

For All His Horses, Knighthoods And Championships, He Hasn't Got Two Of What I've Got. And I Don't Mean Balls!

The Ugliest Player I Ever Signed Was Kenny Burns.

Come And See My Coaching Certificates - They're Called The European Cup And League Championships.

I Like My Women To Be Feminine, Not Sliding Into Tackles And Covered In Mud.