The River Trent Is Lovely, I Know

Telling The Entire World And His Dog How Good A Manager I Was. I Knew I Was The Best But I Should Have Said Nowt And Kept The Pressure Off 'cos They'd Have Worked It Out For Themselves.

You Don't Want Roast Beef And Yorkshire Every Night And Twice On Sunday.

I Can't Even Spell Spaghetti Never Mind Talk Italian. How Could I Tell An Italian To Get The Ball - He Might Grab Mine.

If Any One Of My Players Isn’t Interfering With Play, They’re Not Getting Paid.

When I Go, God's Going To Have To Give Up His Favourite Chair.