It Only Takes A Second To Score

Resignations Are For Prime Ministers And Those Caught With Their Trousers Down, Not For Me.

Acne Is A Bigger Problem Than Injuries.

I'm Sure The England Selectors Thought If They Took Me On And Gave Me The Job, I'd Want To Run The Show. They Were Shrewd, Because That's Exactly What I Would Have Done.

Telling The Entire World And His Dog How Good A Manager I Was. I Knew I Was The Best But I Should Have Said Nowt And Kept The Pressure Off 'cos They'd Have Worked It Out For Themselves.

When I Go, God's Going To Have To Give Up His Favourite Chair.