It Only Takes A Second To Score

Beckham? His Wife Can't Sing And His Barber Can't Cut Hair.

Anybody Who Can Do Anything In Leicester But Make A Jumper Has Got To Be A Genius.

Come And See My Coaching Certificates - They're Called The European Cup And League Championships.

There Are More Hooligans In The House Of Commons Than At A Football Match.

We Had A Good Team On Paper. Unfortunately, The Game Was Played On Grass.