It Only Takes A Second To Score

Acne Is A Bigger Problem Than Injuries.

Don't Send Me Flowers When I'm Dead. If You Like Me, Send Them While I'm Alive.

I'm Dealing With My Drinking Problem And I Have A Reputation For Getting Things Done.

My Wife Says Obe Stands For Old Big 'ead.

If He'd Been English Or Swedish, He'd Have Walked The England Job.