It Only Takes A Second To Score

Players Lose You Games, Not Tactics. There's So Much Crap Talked About Tactics By People Who Barely Know How To Win At Dominoes.

The River Trent Is Lovely, I Know Because I Have Walked On It For 18 Years.

The Ugliest Player I Ever Signed Was Kenny Burns.

Beckham? His Wife Can't Sing And His Barber Can't Cut Hair.

For All His Horses, Knighthoods And Championships, He Hasn't Got Two Of What I've Got. And I Don't Mean Balls!