The Two-headed Boy In The Circus Never

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.

All My Available Funds Are Completely Tied Up In Cash.

Sex Isn't Necessary. You Don't Die Without It, But You Can Die Having It.

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Baffle Them With Bull.

Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The Noise.