The Two-headed Boy In The Circus Never

Money Will Not Buy Happiness, But It Will Let You Be Unhappy In Nice Places.

Remember, Lady Godiva Put All She Had On A Horse And She Lost Her Shirt!

Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle.

There Are Only Two Real Ways To Get Ahead Today - Sell Liquor Or Drink It.

A Rich Man Is Nothing But A Poor Man With Money.