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List of Marty Feldman Quotes

We have put together a list of some of the best Quotes that Written by Marty Feldman

Marty Feldman
Total Quotes 12
He Made Us Laugh, He Took My Pain Away. I Love You, Lauretta.
Love
Laughter
Pain
I Don't Know Any Jokes, Which Is Embarrassing. I Wish I Did.
Wish
Embarrassing
Jokes
I Don't Want To Be A Director. I Want To Direct. There's A Difference.
Differences
Directors
Want
Sex Is Two Plus Two Making Five, Rather Than Four. Sex Is The X Ingredient That You Can't Define, And It's That X Ingredient Between Two People That Make Both A Man And A Woman Good In Bed. It's All Relative. There Are No Rules.
Sex
Men
Two
I Don't Enjoy Anything While I'm Doing It. I Enjoy Having Done Things, Though.
Done
Enjoy
Comedy, Like Sodomy, Is An Unnatural Act.
Funny
Humor
Comedy
Could Be Worse... Could Be Raining
Rain
Too Old To Die Young, And Too Young To Grow Up.
Growing Up
Young
Grows
Hookers Have To Deliver On Their Promise... Unlike Politicians.
Promise
Politician
Money Can't Buy Poverty.
Funny
Money
Poverty
I Won't Eat Anything That Has Intelligent Life, But I'd Gladly Eat A Network Executive Or A Politician.
Funny
Life
Food
You Offer A Sincere Compliment On A Great Mustache And Suddenly She's Not Your Friend.
Mustache
Compliment
Sincere
  • Born: July 8, 1934
  • Died: December 2, 1982
  • Occupation: Writer
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