Remember, Lady Godiva Put All She Had

If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be Pigeons.

There Are Seven Natural Openings In The Head And Body. A Lawyer Is The Only Human Being With Eight. The Extra One Is A Slot To Store Money In, Should His Bank Be Unable To Hold All Of It.

No Man Is Boss In His Own Home, But He Can Make Up For It, He Thinks, By Making A Dog Play Dead.

If I Had To Live My Life Over, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument I'm Invited To.