I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always

A Thing Worth Having Is A Thing Worth Cheating For.

I Could Juggle Anything In My Day. Balls, Cigar Boxes, Knives...but There Was One Thing I Could Never Juggle. My Income Tax.

I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always Voted Against.

Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The Noise.

The Funniest Thing About Comedy Is That You Never Know Why People Laugh. I Know What Makes Them Laugh But Trying To Get Your Hands On The Why Of It Is Like Trying To Pick An Eel Out Of A Tub Of Water.