I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always

I Like Children - Fried.

Business Is An Establishment That Gives You The Legal, Even Though Unethical, Right To Screw The Naive-right, Left, And In The Middle.

The Laziest Man I Ever Met Put Popcorn In His Pancakes So They Would Turn Over By Themselves.

I Seldom Took A Drink On The Set Before 9 A.m.

A Rich Man Is Nothing But A Poor Man With Money.