I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always

It Was A Marriage Of Convenience, As My Father Had A Blister On His Big Toe And Couldn't Travel Far To Find A Girl.

I Was Almost Put Out Of Business By A Well-meaning Corpse.

I'm Searching For Loopholes.

Was I In Here Last Night And Did I Spend A $20 Bill? Oh, Thank Goodness... I Thought I'd Lost It.

Some People Are Born Losers; Others Acquire The Knack Gradually.