I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards Yourself.

I Think Of The Church Often. Not Because Religion Was Closing In On Me, But Because For A Long Time My Ass Was Sore From That Hard, Unupholstered Pew.

Never Work With Animals Or Children.

Women Are Like Elephants To Me. I Like To Look At Them, But I Wouldn't Want To Own One.

Yes I Do Like Children ... Girl Children...about Eighteen Or Twenty.