I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always

The Income Tax Was Devised To Give Lawyers And Certified Public Accountants Business. Few Persons Can Make Head, Tail, Or Middle Out Of It. Einstein Admitted He Couldn't.

I Ad Lib Most Of My Dialogue. If I Did Remember My Lines, It Would Be Too Bad For Me.

The Clever Cat Eats Cheese And Breathes Down Rat Holes With Baited Breath.

Fields' Reply: He'd Think I Was A Sissy.

It's A Funny Old World. A Man's Lucky If He Gets Out Of It Alive.