I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always

Remember, A Dead Fish Can Float Downstream, But It Takes A Live One To Swim Upstream.

Take Me Down To The Bar! We'll Drink Breakfast Together!

The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do Is Not Do It.

Never Eat At A Place Called 'moms', But If The Only Other Place In Town Has A Sign That Says 'eats', Go Back To Moms.

Reality Is An Illusion That Occurs Due To The Lack Of Alcohol.