The Trouble With Democrats Is That They

There Are Two Theories To Arguing With A Woman. Neither Works.

All I Know Is Just What I Read In The Papers, And That's An Alibi For My Ignorance.

The More Ignorant You Are, The Quicker You Fight.

You Have A Wonderful Organization. I Understand You Have Ten Thousand Here. And If You Count The Ones In The Various Federal Prisons, It Brings Your Total Membership Up To Around Thirty Thousand.

Strangers Are Just Friends I Haven't Met Yet.